Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network Current Status: Published (4) Change Status: BlessedPublishedUnpublishedRestoredQuarantinedDuplicatedCensored Seeded by Belinda_Joy View Original Article: The Onion Seeded on Thu Aug 2, 2012 6:56 AM entertainmentpresident-obamaobesityonion-news-networkhumor-dennys Tweet Discuss: ! This is hilarious and slightly (and disturbingly) true!Enjoy! keyboard shortcuts: V vote up article J next comment K previous comment